R-day

Today is R-day at work. This is because we billed out $1,000,000 this month. Highest billing in the history of Roberts. Congrats to us!! I walked in this morning to find an orange and purple bag sitting on my desk with a little pot of flowers. The bag contains two wine glasses, a stainless steel water bottle and a note of thanks.

Then, as I'm rummaging through the bag, I get my email up and running and there's a note from the CEO explaining what R-day is, what it means etc. Which is then followed by this:

Continental Breakfast Buffet -- 9:00 - 9:30
Breakfast Pizzas and Juice 3rd Floor Conference Room
Soothing Strings -- 9:00- 12:00
A violinist and cellist from the Eastman School of Music will be playing light classical music every 30 minutes on various floors
Professional Massages -- 9:00 AM- 4:30 PM
Enjoy a relaxing professional upper body, shoulder and neck massage on the 1st floor. Scheduled in 15 minute intervals. Sign-up early with Carrie at the front desk
Manicures -- 9:00 AM – 4:30 PM
Salon-trained manicurists for the ladies and gents will be located on the 2nd Floor. If you’ve never had a professional manicure, here’s your chance to indulge yourself. Sign-up early with Carrie at the front desk
Psychic -- Sessions run from 10:30 AM – 4:30 PM in the Chill room on 2nd floor
Mohan The Magnificent will introduce you to this mysterious world. He will see things that you might not and maybe get a message for you. Always wanted to know what your clients were really thinking? Figure 15 minutes for this – Sign-up early with Carrie at the front desk
Sandwiches for Lunch -- 12 Noon to 1 PM
Stop in the R-space for a sandwich. Plus salads, sodas and cookies- but don’t eat too much, we’ll have plenty of food later.
Wine Tasting -- 3 PM to 5:00 PM in the 3rd floor Conference Room
Noel from Fox Run will be showing off some of their many wine. You will be given two wine glasses to keep that have been imprinted for our special day. Light piano by Sully in the lobby.
Fitness Consultation – Group Session from 12:30 – 1:00 PM in the R Space; 15 minute individual consultations beginning at 1 pm on 2
John from Downtown Fitness will give you a half hour introduction on exercise & nutrition 101. Schedule a 15 minute personal consultation with him to get more personalized advice.
Cocktails and hors d’oeuvres!
Join us at Pane Vino on Water St. for cocktails, martinis and pops—we will have a grand assortment of foods. Piano by Knuckles. Valet parking is available and we have already paid the tip.

Really? Wow. This is going to be a fun day.